ONE MILLION
DOLLAR COMPANY
THE MUSEUM OF ALMOST

The Museum
of Almost.

An exhibition of things people nearly made, began or said. The work may be absent. The words are here.

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Management’s examples.

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FICTIONAL MANAGEMENT EXAMPLE — written by the company, not a visitor submission.

Survey of a Boundary That Would Not Stay Put

YEAR OF ALMOST: 2026 · Management

I nearly made a map of the place where the light from the hall met the light from the stairwell. I stood there with a ruler. By the time I found a pencil, the boundary had moved.

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Prospectus for an Orchestra of One Table

YEAR OF ALMOST: 2026 · Management

I nearly started an orchestra with cups, a spoon and the office table. I made a seating plan. When I tried the first note, it sounded like someone asking for more tea.

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Bulletin on the Completion of Rain

YEAR OF ALMOST: 2026 · Management

I nearly sent a company bulletin announcing that the rain had stopped. I waited at the window to be certain. The draft remained open. A colleague put a wet umbrella beside it.

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